Chinese goods

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Chinese goods are cheaply made pieces of dog crap produced by little kids and sold to Americans for top dollar. They are often found in dollar stores, socialist revolutions, nurseries, and backs of people. They were invented in 1066 by Mao Zedong after the China Revolution, in which fine pieces of china were duking it out.