Cleveland Rancid Milk Fair

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In 1923, in Cleveland, Ohio, obsession with Rancid Milk reached a boiling point. To combat this, the city government decided to hold a fair, selling Rancid Milk and Rancid Milk-themed items. Thousands of Rancid Milk enthusiasts from Europe descended upon the city to stock up, due to the recent legalisation of rancid milk as written in the Geneva Convention (more like Geneva Suggestion) and the banning of it in the EU in 1903 caused by reductions in life expectancy. The event was stormed by supporters of Meesus Mice, who were outraged by the conditions of the fair as Meesus Mice did not get a claim in the money raised. This angry mob caused the deaths of 2𝜋 rancid milk enthusiasts. This sparked the decade long Rancid Milk War, which led to the total obliteration of rancid milk in general and the deaths of millions of people.