Climate Change

See this? This was made during a mild thunderstorm.

Climate Change is the money that is created by weather. This phenomenon is not fully understood by scientists.

Basically, as they understand it, weather can just make metal coinage appear out of thin air.

“It's pretty crazy, bro.”

~ Scientist, following a dope bong-hit

Many theologists speculate that climate change is in fact Jesus Christ sending money down from the Heavens, but scientists responded with something along the lines of "C'mon, guys."

The phenomenon has sparked much inspiration in the entertainment industry, with a sequel to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 entitled Cloudy with a Chance of Metal Coinage. The ridiculous money-grab and shoestring budget have turned away most of the original cast, but Bill Hader agreed to reprise his role, citing that he, unfortunately, "needs some money after leaving SNL."

“Did this article just spiral into a long-winded Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs/Bill Hader joke?”

~ You

“Yes.”

~ Me.

As I was saying, Climate Change is being considered a "generally good thing" by most world leaders, including United States President Barack Obama.

“Climate Change is a great thing. It allows this country to grow its economy even in tough times. Plus, it's better than Biden's plan of turning the United States into the world's biggest train station.”

~ Barack Obama on Climate Change

“But the trains go 'Choo! Choo!'”

~ Joe Biden on his plan to turn the United States into a train station

Wait, what was this article originally about? *puts finger to earpiece* Ah, yes, Climate Change.

The only downsides found so far to Climate Change have been in severe weather, where tons of metal coinage falling from the sky has exacerbated damaged during hurricanes. Fortunately, the money that falls is usually around enough to cover the damage of the storm.