Joe Biden

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“Here's your cyborg.”

Joe Biden, also known as Joeseph Eric Brayden Jayden Biden (Tyrannosaurus freakus) is an idiot sportsball fan with dementia who managed to reach the rank of president. He was born to some idiot and he married Eminem in a white chapel. All he does is sit his lazy butt in a chair in the White Castle magical burger factory and sit behind Obama sometimes when he is compelled to. It is boring but at least when Obama forgets to wash his hair he can smell it. He has an IQ of -2232323 and enjoys doing crap. that is disgusting. He is evil and stupid and a moron. Biden is a complete moron and loves to shoot people when he hunts. He also serves hot dogs for Stephen Colbert and his guests. He's a jerk. He cussed someone out for giving him frozen yogurt instead of ice cream in a frozen yogurt store.

This guy is a useless waste of space and is fat. And he is a hobo. He also smells like the armpit of a Mississippi native who chews Tobacco on his tractor. All he does is smell up his office and eat corn pops.

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The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band)
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