Joe Biden
“Here's your cyborg.”
Joe Biden, also known as Joeseph Eric Brayden Jayden Biden (Tyrannosaurus freakus) is an idiot sportsball fan with dementia who managed to reach the rank of president. He was born to some idiot and he married Eminem in a white chapel. He completely threw away his love for trump in the process and started a controversy, as well as upsetting countless fans. All he does is sit his lazy butt in a chair in the White Castle magical burger factory and sit behind Obama sometimes when he is compelled to. It is boring but at least when Obama forgets to wash his hair he can smell it. He has an IQ of ≈24 and enjoys doing crap. He also serves hot dogs for Stephen Colbert and his guests. He's a jerk. He cussed someone out for giving him frozen yogurt instead of ice cream in a frozen yogurt store. erioj[frijokjfkfjkjfkjcfkmlc I hate children Years after he was elected president, he decided to leave his seat as a president and became a citizen of Floptropica. He changed his legal name from Joseph Eric Brayden Jayden Biden to Jhoesiff Ericflop Breighdin Jeighden Bi-gulp. He lives in a 3 story condo with his husband Eminem and 3 dogs, Billy, Cupcakke jr, and Jiafina.
POV:You are joe biden[edit | edit source]
touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch touch
Thoughts of biden[edit | edit source]
I am smart
I am best president
Trump sucks
I like biting kids
I have diabetes
I have dementia
I like Taylor swift
I have friends
Hunter Biden is not my son ujfiewijeiediorefijfrijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjfr
Bruhhhhhh
| The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
 |
John Adams • Joe Biden • George Bush • George W Bush • George W. Bush • Bill Clinton • Thomas Jefferson • John F. Kennedy • Abraham Lincoln • Richard Nixon • Barack Obama • Franklin Pierce • Ronald Reagan • Franklin D. Roosevelt • Harry S. Truman • Donald Trump • George Washington George Dubya Bush • Millard Feelmore • Jonald Truden • George Washingmachine • Obama Bin Laden |
| ||