Coding

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Welcome to the comprehensive guide to Dramatic Coding! In this tutorial, you'll learn:

  • How to code
  • How to drama
  • How to drama code
  • How to code drama.

With that in mind, let's get started.

Development of the method[edit | edit source]

When writing an application that uses composition structures, the callback chain can become very big and extend out of your PC, annoying people around you because these chains are really loud. Worse, when an undefined behavior occurs, debuggering is hard.

To find the error, a novice solution is to print out a few values:

x is 153, y is 14
pigeon at (23,134)
vector is [3.5,0.5]

It is still impossible to figure out which layer goes wrong, because we don't know where these values eat McDonalds at. A fix is to add the names of the layers before the values, IRC-style:

<MainWindow> x is 153, y is 14
<PigeonManager> pigeon at (23,134)
<VacuumHelper> vector is [3.5,0.5]

With the help of the Chessmaster MainWindow, the Pigeon Manager PigeonManager, and the Adorable Jackass VacuumHelper, it is easier to find and fix the issue. In our example, the error is in the class VacuumHelper, a long-term malingering malfunctioner. For the glory of 3-dimensional array slice and dice, it demands its name be changed to - <VacuumDestroyer>.

With <VacuumDestroyer> here, time to make another class <VacuumXterminator> to catch exceptions spewed by <VacuumDestroyer>, and <VacuumReproducer> to save the previous values for an undo-queue. It quickly goes downhill from there.

<VacuumDestroyer> Get on yourself, push to Q!
<VacuumReproducer> Y-y-yes, master.
<VacuumDestroyer quipped glibly> Hey Hai i just made an xCEPtion! 
<[[Pesticides for a putrid|VacuumXterminator]]> Exception, exception, go away, I have pesticides for you...

Compiling[edit | edit source]

Soon, we are making a movie script inside the IDE. At this time, my boss discovered this and threw me inside the dark bytearray cage. My laptop got so angry that it almost flew off the table. My boss, also my laptop, refused to function anymore and started compiling the movie script with folders as live actors. Then the actors popped out of the screen and drifted into the sky as I languished in the burning bytearray slime.

Anyway, I have come to terms with my boss and got out of the cage. Nevertheless, some bytearrays may have settled in my brain, now that I feel my head is bigger than ever before, that is why I'm sleepy and must take my melatonins.

Takeaways[edit | edit source]

In this tutorial, you learnt how to code, how to drama, how to drama code, and how to code drama. Don't forget to subscribe to our newsletter!