Bugger of

Bugger off

Bugger off is a unique phrase that communicates a slight discontent at the receiver's presence in the immediate area. Times to use this phrase include:

• When the carol singers come round
• When door-to-door salesmen come round
• When your other girlfriend comes around whilst you are in the middle of a date.
• In fact, when anyone comes around, except prostitutes
• When the prostitute mentioned in the point above asks for her (or his) price after working with you.
• When zombies attack your house.
• Randomly, on the street.
• When someone says "Big Issue?"
• When Santa Claus comes around - oh, wait; maybe not...
• In fact, there are almost infinite uses for this expressive phrase, except if your trying to get off with someone.

See also

• Undead
• Zombies
• the funky chicken (Just for good measure)
• Bug
• British