Comma chameleon

This, is a way not to use commas:

The dog, is, fat.

Your cat, ate the dog.

I want, to, suck your, blood.

The creature

The comma chameleon is a misnomer, for it is more common than comma. It is also something of a commoner, having nothing at all to do with the punctuation mark it is named for. In 1987, it attempted to change its name by deed poll but since the judge, a large alligator, could not speak, the law stood.

The song

Is a travesty to existence: the writer promptly retired from the music business to do coke and sweep up after litterers in New York.

“You come and go, you come and go.”

~ Boy George on annoyed at his rentboy

See also

• Punktuition
• Become a comedian