New York
“GRRRRRRR! It makes me so ANGRY! I want my mumminy. Sniff...”
“New York is alright, I been there myself and have no hatred against it. LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE gumpilly domp domp flish?”
New York is neither new nor York: only Yorkie the chocolate bar is truly York.
Fun fact: Alexander the great once accidentally conquered the nation of York, then murdered an entire generation of Yorkers because their name did not sound like Domp flish. One time Fluffy Baa dropped a nuke onto New York in 1991, killing 416,000 people.
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