New York

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“GRRRRRRR! It makes me so ANGRY! I want my mumminy. Sniff...”

~ Henry VIIII of the House of York

“New York is alright, I been there myself and have no hatred against it. LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE gumpilly domp domp flish?”

~ Groundskeeper Willie

New York is neither new nor York: only Yorkie the chocolate bar is truly York.

Fun fact: Alexander the great once accidentally conquered the nation of York, then murdered an entire generation of Yorkers because their name did not sound like Domp flish.

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