Crazy Dubstep Pillow

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The crazy dubstep pillow is a thingy.

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History[edit | edit source]

Once upon a time, there lived a lowly little normal pillow named Pillowia. Her only purpose was for people to lie on her. She was sad. She wanted to be something more. Then, behold! Someone played some dubstep! She got up and danced around and became a crazy dubstep pillow. She makes sounds like 'wobwobbwobbwob bwob bwob bwob bwob'. She was so happy that then, Pillowia was a living pillow!

Now[edit | edit source]

Pillowia likes cheese. She also likes dragons. She also likes pencils, and herself. She's vain like that.