Dan Grovner

Dan Grovner a dealer and usurer for the people (not the pyeorple, but if you say "purple pyeorple", he might get confused and think you maybe partially stuttered and really meant "purple people", which is okay. He's not afraid of 419eater, because usury is legal in current legal systems.).

And back by popular demand,

His doctor told him for at least the third year in a row that his heart is in immanent danger of asploding if he doesn't turn it down a notch, so he is yet again in a real (not actually) pickle (although if he was indeed Pickle Dan the garage at his dealership looks pretty small and localised so you could find him really easily). Therefore the down payment shall be five United States cents.

It's my nickel pickle sale

It's my nickel pickle sale

So I'm having a nickel pickle sale

It's my nickel pickle sale

It's my nickel pickle sale

Nickel pickle sale.

NiCkEl PiCkLe SaLe!

NICKEL PICKLE SALE!

It's my nickel pickle sale