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Once there was an Italian man who went to Malta. Outside the Casa Rocca Piccola he looked down and said "I want a nickel" in a really heavy southern Italian accent that the surrounding Maltans couldn't understand. They say "Everybody want a nickel". He says "You no understand. I want a nickel on the flwoowrw."
Then he went to other places and said more awkward things, but I forgot them.
Unlike phosphorus, nickel is not for everyone. Contrary to popular belief, it's not vital.