Debbie Gibson

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“What love are you shaking? You got no titties!”

~ Bill Hicks on Debbie Gibson
Marzipan.
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake...
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love

Debbie Gibson, Debbie Gibson, Debbie Gibson, Debbie Gibson

I'm under a spell again
Boy I'm wondering why
This is not a game of love but an emotional tie
I'm trying to figure out my heart (heart...)
But I can't offer you proof
Of why we should never be apart
And that is the (that is the) that is the truth

You want to hear more, but that would violate copyright.

Shake That Love, Debbie[edit]

And they made fun of me for writing Cunning Linguists. Jesus, Debbie. How more sexual can you get?

I guess people really liked that music video of the love-shaking thing. I get it... you're saying that we'll go for anything, even you and your little song. Well, I guess it's true. You got me.

More, please?

Nobody Knows You for Anything Other than this Song[edit]

It's true.

Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake...
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Do you know why I stop and stare (No, Debbie, but keep singing..)
And smile when you walk by (Oh, please tell me...)
And how I call you up at night (Oh, my...)
I hang up the phone and I cry (Oh, Debbie... you can always talk to me..)
If I never got to know you so well (I knew you well) (But you are so nice to everyone, and you have a record deal...)
Maybe I would be fine (I wouldn't...)
Baby you know that I can't tell (I can tell, Debbie...)
Why you should be (you should be) you should be mine oh (I LOVE YOU, DEBBIE GIBSON!!!!!)

*power surge*

In the Year 252-- Debbie[edit]

"Thank you, you've all been wonderful. I was popular for a short time."

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SHUT UP.