Dentist

Dentists mated with frogs to create flying dolphins, an in bred brand of Twinkies.

“Watch out for the puppies!!!!”

~ Tsitned

Dentists are commonly known for taking pictures, a skill that has led them to become great rubber band eaters. They sometimes jump up and down on their trampoline, using only glue, and made the universe by solving find a needle in a strawstack (actually, they found a few). Three out of four dentists are dentists, proven by the help page, which consistantly eats chimneys. Dentists also do not have chimneys. Chimneys are forbidden in Dentist-land, instead they use Potholes, which they call "that what you walk with".

Dentist also mend teeth.

A dentist appointment

Ah, say ah. Make it fast, I'm a father of oral cutlass. And here's a mirror. Now say eek. Sleek like a meerkat, see your teeth? All holes and cavities, oh, like coke mouth, these sweet things. Okay, time to zamp up the drill; don't be afraid, it will zigzag through your bad tooth and fizz it to pieces. Spit them out, and you're good to go for more dessert.

See Also

• Anti-dentite
• Doctor
• Fireman
• Squiggle