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Teeth are hard white (sometimes green or black) object found inside a mouth.

The anatomy of teeth[edit | edit source]

Teeth can come in many different shapes and sizes. Teeth are usually made out of porcelain, but recent research shows that some teeth can be made out of glass, metal, rubber, black tar, chocolate, lard, other teeth, milk, sugar, plastic, diamond, the backrooms, cows, slimes, mario, your mom, flour, or even a ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █.

All teeth should have a bar of cooking chocolate rubbed on them 3 times a day. Under no circumstance should they ever be flossed. If cavities appear, seek out the help of a mechanic.

Brushing teeth[edit | edit source]

You push the hard shaft into your mouth...

You move it backwards and forwards rhythmically...

Then the white liquid explodes in your mouth.

That's how you brush your teeth.

Fun facts[edit | edit source]

  • Most people have teeth, except for the people who don’t.
  • In Venezuela, teeth are used as a form of currency.
  • Despite popular belief, flossing is actually bad for teeth.
  • Teeth are bulletproof.
  • Teeth stay crunchy in milk.

See also[edit | edit source]