Digimon theft and slight altercation

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An example of Digimon theft and slight altercation.

Digimon theft and slight altercation, you say? Yep, just about every thursday. Another little boy decides to steal a bunch of Digimon posters and tack Philip Seymour Hoffman's face on all of them.

This gets some people angry, naturally, and a slight altercation develops between the boy and the offended party.

Us copmen always have to break up the fights and un-Hoffman the posters. It's grueling, thankless work, but I do it anyway. I mean, the pay isn't great, but the benefits is what it's all about. Seriously, free sushi dinner every Thursday night. What's not to love?