Dongschläger

Dongschläger is a brand new shade of beer refined from the deepest Mongolian coal mines by specially-trained Fijian expatriates, although it is largely manufactured and bottled in Norway. It is noted for its beer-like flavour and potency as an aphrodisiac.

Dongschläger is particularly popular in Southern USA, where it holds its biggest market and also sells merchandise with their logo on it. Its aphrodisiac quality has made it very popular with thrash metal bands - who are largely found congregating in Texan areas of Tennessee and southern England - its effect being an excuse the bands can use when they engage in group fellatio.