Doofus
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“When i get the bus i shoot the bus driver in the head”
“When i clean up my dogs shit, i smear my face in the shit and pretend I'm a red Indian”
“when i wanna go a pee, i pee in my kitchen sink”
“If i travelled back in time i would go back to before i had my finger up my nose”
“i have a subscription to the new yorker! i use it ta wipe ma ass”
“war is way cool! you get to kill people and eat them”
“why is it that when someone approaches you its always to punch you in the teeth?”
“i have ma own philosophy! er... do what yer can and then hump a cow”
“i use burger baps as my wife's bra!”