Dot
A dot, like many things, is a female. A dot, (or Full Stop) is the female side of the species, colon, and is also the adult version of a semicolon. No-one is really sure why that makes sense, but anyone who asks gets shot.
- Come to think of it, it doesn't really make any sense...
- BANG!
IN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH, AS LONG AS SOME PEOPLE DON'T INTERRUPT US (AND ENDING UP BEING SHOT), WE WILL BE ABLE TO SHOW YOU A SCALE PICTURE OF A DOT. IF YOU WOULD KINDLY LOOK AT YOUR KEYBOARD, TO WHERE THE FULL STOP IS, YOU MAY NOTICE THAT IS IS SIMPLY A SMALL DOT. THE REASON IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS BECAUSE THE MALE SIDE HAS TWO BALLS, OBVIOUSLY, AND THE FEMALE ONLY HAS ONE BALL.
HEY GUYS, WHY DOES A FEMALE HAVE-
KERPOW! RATATATATATATATATA! NE-NAW-NE-NAW-NE-NAW... BOOM! BANG BANG BANG BANG!
This had better not be that crummy movie thing again...
- Coming soon, to a cinema near YOU!
- Round, useful, yet, out of the way, beware of the coming of... The Dot!
- Sizzle sizzle sizzle BOOM!
- At least you didn't use the German's order of napalm this time...
- Yeah...
- You're pressing the button, aren't you?
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Here is a scale model of a Full Stop.
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