“My personal physician”
Dr. Cox is undoubtedly the best doctor ever, largely due to his surname, which lumps him in with Dr Fellatio and Mr Blobby. His usual tactics when faced with cardiac arrest is to have had a heart attack and come close to death, or even die. His signature move is "The Pizza-Cutter Twist" in which he finds a suitable orifice and...
Yeah. Perhaps you'd rather see Dr Crazed Baron Haha. Or maybe Dr. DoesntKillYou.