I hate eggs. They really make me mad. That's why I'm writing this article right now. Cos' they make me mad.
Hard to believe isn't it? That eggs make me mad. Well, they do. I trust you to respect that.
Because if you don't, I will egg your house until the windows are nothing more than a mix-mash of egg and glass.
The Egg Mafia
Eggs are spherical objects positioned upwards usually in round cases. But let's not jump to conclusions.
They send threats of leaping on top of me, making me covered with egg gunk, and much more.
I am calling the fork and egg police, for they will eat the eggs, you see?