Encarta
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Encarta, also known as Enwarta, was a virtual hunk of paper with a few words called an encyclopedia. It could be accessed with a beef jerky stick being put into your junky Bill Gates PC and broken. You then could get some truthicals about nothing.[citation needed]
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Encarta was invented by Benjamin Franklin in 1776 B.C. and was a piece of trash. People threw it into their swimming pools and it melted. The Burger King then came to Earth as he promised in the Bible and made it the virtual junk it is today.