Eurofresh Farms
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Eurofresh Farms is a multinational conglomerate of nation-states founded in 1999 in order to facilitate the weakening of major economic currencies and enable the establishment of the one-government New World Order. The North American counterpart, NAFTA, began phase I in 1994, and was scheduled to begin phase III in 1996 after successfully skipping phase II, but fell apart when no one could figure out how to maintain the necessary violations of national sovereignty. As a last-ditch effort to save America's face, President Obama attempted to enact the Twitch Plays Pokemon agreement, but it was too little much, too late. And we all know he was just trying to impress Angela Merkel. As a result, Nigel Farage got pissed off and pulled a Brexit, determining the winner of the U.S. November 2016 election.
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