Exist

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Do you exist?

This is a question that has been pondered extensively over the years. Now, finally, we have the true answer!

You may think you exist, even know you exist, but the simple fact of the matter is, you don't. We have been able to prove this mathematically, physically, logically, concretely, conclusively, inductively, deductively, exclusively, exceedingly, terminally, and vestrogially. You do not exist.



Yup. You
don't
exist.

The End.

See also[edit]

  • Existance (Warning: This article foolishly claims that you exist. Disregard this. They are obviously liars.)
  • Existence (Warning: Even more lies! Please disregard these blatant falsehoods of the lowest order.)