Exquisite corpse

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DADA DADA DADA DADA sang the ravens and vultures while they debated in song over who would get to taste this exquisite corpse. It was such a delicious looking corpse, with the eyeballs (which were considered a tasty treat) intact and delicious chocolatey looking mouth. The hair was like ginger and all the bacon fingers and banana toes were intact. DADA DADA DADA DADA! Argued the ravens. DADADADADADA! Argued the vultures. Then suddenly, AWK!AWK!AWK!AWK!AWK!AWK! a flock of seagulls descended, and swooped up the corpse. Then the flock of seagulls sang I Ran (so far away).