Eyepatch

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An eyepatch is a contagious patch worn over one eye by pirates to cover a lost or injured eye to protect it. It also has a therapeutic use in treatment of amblyopia, while also spreading it, as well as for spreading amblyopia awareness.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Eyepatches are commonly used to treat pinkeye, lazy eye, and even autism. For amblyopia treatment, the patch goes on the good eye, which is ridiculous.

Association with pirates[edit | edit source]

Pirates are very shy and wear eyepatches to protect their eyes.

See also[edit | edit source]

Amblyopia

Pirate

Vaseline

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