Famous Last Words

“What does this button do?”

~ Anonymous

Perhaps the most famous of all famous last words.

But what are some others? Our team of non-experts went to find out! Below are some not-so-famous famous last words. Enjoy!

“Who are you kiddin'? The bullet comes out of the back of the gun. Watch.”

~ Police officer

“That "Danger: High Voltage" sign was CLEARLY misplaced.”

~ Rebellious teenager

“There must be another explanation of why my filet mignon tasted like cyanide.”

~ Unfortunate royalty

“Warning labels, shmarning labels. There is no way these peanuts contain peanuts!”

~ Man with peanut allergy

“If only I could experience the fun of making toast and taking a bath at the same time...”

~ The only man who enjoys making toast

“Damn! My English muffins are out of reach of my fingers! I don't want to touch the toaster with my fingers, either. Well, let me use this fork to put this in here-”

~ That last guy's brother

“I sure hope the people of Mobile, Alabama appreciate my Gay Pride T-shirt.”

~ Man with no knowledge of Southern culture

“How 'bout I take off this space helmet here and enjoy some of the Moon's fresh air...”

~ Unqualified astronaut

“I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DIVIDED BY ZERO!”

~ Man with knowledge that could possibly destroy the Universe

“The Earth revolves around the Sun.”

~ Galileo (although this one is fairly famous... and I am paraphrasing, of course)

“Supplies? I don't need supplies! I've seen Bear Grylls do this one-hundred times!”

~ Inexperienced camper

“Wassup, NIGGAZ?”

~ White man in Compton

“Is this chainsaw on? Lemme check...”

~ Massive idiot

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