Fap story

you ever be flapping your phallus around for pleasure and its been like 30 minutes and you still didnt cum

and even though you're getting bored, you dont wanna stop cuz you're scared of getting blue balls

so you keep workin on jerkin your gherkin in hopes of some squirtin

and now its been another 30 minutes and you're all sweaty as fuck

you're not even horny anymore because your hand hurts and your eyes burn from sweat dripping in them

so now your penile structure is getting more and more soft

and you're sweating even more from the fear of blue balls

the smell of your sweat is making you extremely flaccid

and eventually your stepdad gets home and has to use the bathroom

so you just give up and flush the toilet hoping he'll think you were just shitting

but when you walk out you're drenched in sweat and your hand's red and you're out of breath

and he just laughs in your face

... you know?