Fatmanpium

“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU- THAT GUY IS FAT! YOU CANT COMPREHEND HOW LARDOCIOUSLY BURST-O-BELLY FAT THIS GUY IS!”

~ Some Guy

Fatmanpium is chemical ailment number 7 on the Random table of ailments. It is commonly found in fat peoples' blubber, and causes sweaty pitstink, panting, and enlarged belly. Some of its positive uses are: giving energy drinks that special 'kick', mating calls, and expensive perfumes. It is a liquid at room temperature and its color is transparent.

See Also

• THE Periodic Table
• Boring Periodic Table
• Random table of ailments
• Earthian List of elements‎