Nonsensical Table of the Elements/The Periodic Table

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Gases (Odorful Gases)

Yummy Chocos

FIllable Materials

Unbreakables

More Fillable Materials

Cleaning Materials

Adhesives

Veget-ables

0

-∞ Log Logicium

-5 Ch Cheesium

-1 Neg Negativium

0 Zr Zero

1%% () Parenthesis

? ¿ Whatium

1% % Percent

1.5% ! Negationium

0.03 Lim Tothelimitium

0.04 B2 Beeron

0.05 C2 Crampon

0.07 N2 Nitro

0.08 O2 Oxycontin

0.08 F2 Forcium

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0.11 Pup Fart

0.15 Kk kitkat

⅓⅔ Spt Spatulium

0.25 Ex Examplium

0.7 Spn Span

0.75 Pz Pzztztium

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1 H2 Highdrogen

1.1 Na2 Nachosuim

1.11 Dn Down

1.2 Fe2 Fetus

1.23 Poo Nutellium

1.3 !@# Delyrium

1.35 En Wiki

1.4 Ar2 Armageddon

1.414 lll IlIlIum

1.47 ANG Gigantium

1.5 Spa Spam

1.9 Arr Arrowkeysium

2 Pol Polyester

2.1 Eve Evenmorium

2.9 Gl Glue

3.0 Crt Carrotium

3

3.14 Nou Nougat

4 Vor Vortex

4.4 Fr2 Fragilenium

4.5 Pi Pie

4.9 Box Bauxite

5 Not Notsoletium

5.5 Ant Fusestopper

5.59 Dmb Iamdummium

5.6 W2 Weedium

5.8 Cm2 Cementium

4

5.82 XEE zEnon

5.83 Whi Whitechocium

5.85 OoO oOooOoOlium

5.86 LOL thatisfunnium

5.87 Cfa Cellingfanium

5.88 Nid Noideahavium

5.99 Prf Proofium

6 Cr Cramp

7 Po2 Potato

8 Bl Skipped9ium

9.5 Cle Spic n' Span

10 Dct Ducttapium

10.5 Cab Cabbagium

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11 Nit Nightrogen

12 Cho Chocium

13 R Rock

13.5 Pap Paper

14 Sci Scissor

15 Cli Clickerium

15.52 Fc Randomium

16 Pfl Paperairplane

16.5 Cp Cupcakium

17" Mas Mashium

Skp Skippium

20 Epi Seizurium

21 Rock Rocket

22 H2O Aquerium

23 Sgl Supergluesium

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26 Cnc Cooliesncremium

27 Chp Chippium

28 Ref Fridgium

29 B2 B-ron

30 Mg2 Magazene

31 Rub Rubber

32 Mol Molassium

33 Pn Picknosium

34 Cu2 Clapper

35 Zi2 Zigzag

36 Blu Bluescreenium

37 Arm Armorium

38 Bt Invisibium

39 Orn Ornium

40 Tpa Tapium

40.9 Po2 Potatium

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41 Kip Keepton

42 Dar 42Chocium

43 Fls Toilet

45 Tst Toaster

46 Pl Plastic

47 Plt Platonium

48 Bob Bubble

49 Fr3 Frankium

50 Wof Woof

51 51 51ium

52 Oxi Oxidizers

53 Wd Woodium

54 Wal Walium

54.7 Fab Farbleum

55 Bla Blank

56 Bln Skipblankium

57 Zon Zonrox

57.5 Ew! Slimium

58 Veg Vegetatium

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59 Vns Vanishium

60 Pnt Peanutium

61 Lu Luster

62 Irr Irritium

63 We Wreckingballium

64 010 Bytium

65 oZ Ozone

66 Plk Plonkium

67 Dy2 Dyspronsium

68 Qu Quickium

69 Plw Pillow

70 Glp Googleplex

71 Pa2 Paintium

72.5 Plp Orbitium

LXXIII Pop Popium

74 Daz Dazzium

75 Sct Scotchtapium

76 Bro Broccolium

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77 Btr Bitterium

78 Pr2 Primgles

79 Rf2 Roof

80 Ch2 Cherry

81 Tv Televisium

82 Dna Deoxys

83 Blu2 Bluron

85 Ds2 Dissolvium

86 Rg2 Italic

88 IlP Illogicopedia

89 Jf Juicyfruitium

90 Ti2 Timium

91 Sdr Sdrawckab

92 Was Washmachium

93 St Stickium

93.5 Gin Ginger

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94 Bef Beforium

97.9 Chr Crunchium

111 Ru2 Rubbyium

111.5 Lin Linus

111.9 Sym Banana

112.7 Dis Dissium

112.8 Unc Uncyclopedium

112.9 Sh Short

112.91 Mor Moar

112.92 Idi Idiotium

112.93 Blk Blackium

112.99 Hu Human

113 SwP Sweetpotatium

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115 Rdr Radarn

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500 Ge2 Geranium

619 Bzt Shockogen

678 XD XDizzium

800 Cg Chewinggum

888 Tv2 Televizium

900 Mf 〔

916 Blc Bleach

999 Pl2 Plushophilium

1010 Rad Radishium

13

1111 Cy Chresanthemum

9999 Gr Grue

11K Sos Sosium

14

6456! Re2 Reium

∞ Ill Illogicium

? Ka Coltium

5? Mu Medium

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Superiors

Super-Superiors

Eka-Superiors

Inferiors

Hyper-Superiors

S1

s1 Wut Makesnosensium

s2 Pen Penium

s3 Py Pyronium

s4 Lm Poppium

s5 U2 Switchium

s6 ?2 Qmarkium

s7 B! Bouncium

s8 Pipi Pipichy

s8.1 Pow Sopowerfullium

s8.4 Fix Picturefixium

s8.5 Fil Filterthingium

s8.6 Fut Futurium

s8.7 Pst Pastium

s8.8 Suk Itsucksium

s8.99 § Linkium

S2

s9 Barrelbombabium

s10 Rd Redsquarium

s11 N3 Nothing

s12 Fish Fishice

s14 ^7! Iumium

s20 Chris Chrisonium

s50 Nukium

s52 lol Lolium

s55 'splodium

s94 Mil Millenium

s95.26 QTOZ Kalphabet

s123 456 Numericium

s125 A應ㄱ Linguanium

s222 Borinium

s225 Trashium

S3

s256 Dancingbananium

s404 404 Cannotfoundium

s500Q Plm Pipquizium

s501Q LOE Listofelementium

s502Q IPC Illogiprojectium

s1024 Oops! Accidentpoopium

s1234 Nah Boringjokesium

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Active corns

Yummy corns

Caramel corns

Alive corns

C1

c95 Pop Popcornium

c96 Kl Kernellium

c97 Cor Cornographium

c97.01 Chs Cheesyium

c98 Ce2 Cornfield

C2

c99 But Buttery

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Nonsensibles

Semi - nonsensibles

Internal nonsensibles

Hemisensibles

Exo-nonsensibles

N1

n2 Per Perfium

n3 Ohnosium

n4 Liek Mudkip

n5 F3 Fium

n6 ZZt Highvoltagen

n7 Wipe Wipeoutium

n8 Trip Tripium

n9 Bar Barrelium

N2

n11 N4 Nium

n12 Edl Editlinkium

n13 Goo Googlium

N3

n14 Tuv Tuvium

n20 Kab Kaboom

n95.26 QRT Qwertium

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Normal Liquids

Liquids with flavors

Inedible Liquids

Dangerous Liquids

Odorful Liquids

L1

ʟ2 Jc Juicium

ʟ9999 Merc Mercury²

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Censored elements

X1

9000+ C [[Censorium (element)|Censorium]]

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Noob Metals

Elk Moose Cat Dogs

Moron group

Balls

Genitals

Random Nobles

Blingage

Balzees

Blargons

Balgards

Noble Ye Olde Kings

Hypernobles

A1

r18 Ft Strongfart

A2

r20 Ym Your mom

r21 Ug Uglyon

r32 Lw Lolwuton

r33 Psy Psychosium

r34 Fff Fatmanpium

r35 Dgh Doghairium

r36 Flo Florpium

A3

r39 Lol Lawlon

r40 Llo Lawlite

r51 Oll Lawlium

r52 Vl The Bad Aliment

r53 Dm Deadmanum

r54 Dna DNA

r55 Gl Goodlordium

r56 Ch3 Cheese

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Unknown Classification

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See also

• Nonsensical Table of the Elements
• Boring Periodic Table
• Random table of ailments