Random table of ailments

For other elements, see Nonsensical Table of the Elements.

The Random Table of Ailments is a table that lists the 18 Random Ailments that make up all liquids in the known universe, or, at least in In this website.

The Random Aliments does not belongs to any other table. heck, it's not even an 'element'. it's 'Aliment'. It possesses the periods range between -0 to -∞. however, only the elements in period -1 to -3 is found currently.

See here for a rendition of the periodic table of elements.

Types

Random Aliments has 10 different types. even diverse than the normal nonsensical elements.

• Noob Metals:These aliments are so n00b that these aliments needs Beginner's guide.
• Elk Moose Cat Dogs:These aliments are totally random and nonsensical. these are the bridge of nonsensical elements and random aliments.
• Moron group:These aliments are morons. they are foolish, dumb and gullible.
• Balls:These aliments smells like balls, balls!

• Blingage:These aliments are blinging. also smells like balls.
• Balzees:These aliments are true balls.
• Blargons:These aliments have special powers. scientists are trying to reveal some of their powers.
• Balgards:These aliments are wide, windy and smells like balls.

• Genitals:These aliments looks like this.

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Some depiction of the Genitals group elements.

• Random Nobles:these aliments are rare and doesn't do much chemical things.

• Noble Ye Olde Kings:Ze Olde Alementos Yar Noble Ye Kings.
• Hypernobles:These are filler elements. I needed to make this table 19 column. :P

The random table itself

Group #	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8
Period
1	1 Neu Neutronium							2 Ft Fart
2	3 Ym Your_mom	4 Ug Uglyon	5 Lw Lolwuton	6 Psy Psychosium	7 Fff Fatmanpium	8 Dgh Doghairium	9 Flo Florpium	10 Ne Neon
3	11 Lol Lawlon	12 Llo Lawlite	13 Oll Lawlium	14 Vl The_Bad_Ailment	15 Dm Deadmanum	16 Dna Deoxyribonucleic_Acid	17 Gl Goodlordium	18 Ch Cheese

See also

Periodic Table

Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 Period 1 1 H hydrogen 0 n neutronium Nonsence Illogicopedian Elements 2 He helium 2 3 Li lithium 4 Be beryllium 5 B boron 6 C carbon 7 N nitrogen 8 O oxygen 9 F fluorine 10 Ne neon 3 11 Na sodium 12 Mg magnesium 13 Al aluminium 14 Si silicon 15 P phosphorus 16 S sulfur 17 Cl chlorine 18 Ar argon 4 19 K potassium 20 Ca calcium 21 Sc scandium 22 Ti titanium 23 V vanadium 24 Cr chromium 25 Mn manganese 26 Fe iron 27 Co cobalt 28 Ni nickel 29 Cu copper 30 Zn zinc 31 Ga gallium 32 Ge germanium 33 As arsenic 34 Se selenium 35 Br bromine 36 Kr krypton 5 37 Rb rubidium 38 Sr strontium 39 Y yttrium 40 Zr zirconium 41 Nb niobium 42 Mo molybdenum 43 Tc technetium 44 Ru ruthenium 45 Rh rhodium 46 Pd palladium 47 Ag silver 48 Cd cadmium 49 In indium 50 Sn tin 51 Sb Antimony 52 Te tellurium 53 I iodine 54 Xe Xenon 6 55 Cs caesium 56 Ba barium * Lanthanoids 72 Hf hafnium 73 Ta tantalum 74 W tungsten 75 Re rhenium 76 Os osmium 77 Ir iridium 78 Pt platinum 79 Au gold 80 Hg Mercury 81 Tl Thallium 82 Pb lead 83 Bi bismuth 84 Po polonium 85 At astatine 86 Rn radon 7 87 Fr francium 88 Ra radium ** Actinoids 104 Rf rutherfordium 105 Db dubnium 106 Sg seaborgium 107 Bh bohrium 108 Hs hassium 109 Mt meitnerium 110 Ds darmstadtium 111 Rg roentgenium 112 Cn copernicium 113 Nh nihonium 114 Fl flerovium 115 Mc moscovium 116 Lv livermorium 117 Ts tennessine 118 Og oganesson * Lanthanoids 57 La lanthanum 58 Ce cerium 59 Pr praseodymium 60 Nd neodymium 61 Pm promethium 62 Sm samarium 63 Eu europium 64 Gd gadolinium 65 Tb terbium 66 Dy dysprosium 67 Ho holmium 68 Er erbium 69 Tm thulium 70 Yb ytterbium 71 Lu lutetium ** Actinoids 89 Ac actinium 90 Th thorium 91 Pa protactinium 92 U uranium 93 Np neptunium 94 Pu plutonium 95 Am americium 96 Cm curium 97 Bk berkelium 98 Cf californium 99 Es einsteinium 100 Fm fermium 101 Md mendelevium 102 No nobelium 103 Lr lawrencium