Random table of ailments

From Illogicopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

The Random Table of Ailments is a table that lists the 18 Random Ailments that make up all liquids in the known universe, or, at least in In this website.

The Random Aliments does not belongs to any other table. heck, it's not even an 'element'. it's 'Aliment'. It possesses the periods range between -0 to -∞. however, only the elements in period -1 to -3 is found currently.

See here for a rendition of the periodic table of elements.

Types[edit | edit source]

Random Aliments has 10 different types. even diverse than the normal nonsensical elements.

  • Noob Metals:These aliments are so n00b that these aliments needs Beginner's guide.
  • Elk Moose Cat Dogs:These aliments are totally random and nonsensical. these are the bridge of nonsensical elements and random aliments.
  • Moron group:These aliments are morons. they are foolish, dumb and gullible.
  • Balls:These aliments smells like balls, balls!
  • Blingage:These aliments are blinging. also smells like balls.
  • Balzees:These aliments are true balls.
  • Blargons:These aliments have special powers. scientists are trying to reveal some of their powers.
  • Balgards:These aliments are wide, windy and smells like balls.
  • Genitals:These aliments looks like this.
8====D Some depiction of the Genitals group elements.
  • Random Nobles:these aliments are rare and doesn't do much chemical things.
  • Noble Ye Olde Kings:Ze Olde Alementos Yar Noble Ye Kings.
  • Hypernobles:These are filler elements. I needed to make this table 19 column. :P

The random table itself[edit | edit source]

Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Period
1 1 Neu
Neutronium

2 Ft
Fart
2 3 Ym
Your_mom
4 Ug
Uglyon
5 Lw
Lolwuton
6 Psy
Psychosium
7 Fff
Fatmanpium
8 Dgh
Doghairium
9 Flo
Florpium
10 Ne
Neon
3 11 Lol
Lawlon
12 Llo
Lawlite
13 Oll
Lawlium
14 Vl
The_Bad_Ailment
15 Dm
Deadmanum
16 Dna
Deoxyribonucleic_Acid
17 Gl
Goodlordium
18 Ch
Cheese

See also[edit | edit source]

Periodic Table
Group # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Period
1 1 H
hydrogen

0 n
neutronium
Illogicopedian Elements

2 He
helium
2 3 Li
lithium
4 Be
beryllium

5 B
boron
6 C
carbon
7 N
nitrogen
8 O
oxygen
9 F
fluorine
10 Ne
neon
3 11 Na
sodium
12 Mg
magnesium

13 Al
aluminium
14 Si
silicon
15 P
phosphorus
16 S
sulfur
17 Cl
chlorine
18 Ar
argon
4 19 K
potassium
20 Ca
calcium
21 Sc
scandium
22 Ti
titanium
23 V
vanadium
24 Cr
chromium
25 Mn
manganese
26 Fe
iron
27 Co
cobalt
28 Ni
nickel
29 Cu
copper
30 Zn
zinc
31 Ga
gallium
32 Ge
germanium
33 As
arsenic
34 Se
selenium
35 Br
bromine
36 Kr
krypton
5 37 Rb
rubidium
38 Sr
strontium
39 Y
yttrium
40 Zr
zirconium
41 Nb
niobium
42 Mo
molybdenum
43 Tc
technetium
44 Ru
ruthenium
45 Rh
rhodium
46 Pd
palladium
47 Ag
silver
48 Cd
cadmium
49 In
indium
50 Sn
tin
51 Sb
Antimony
52 Te
tellurium
53 I
iodine
54 Xe
Xenon
6 55 Cs
caesium
56 Ba
barium
*
Lanthanoids
72 Hf
hafnium
73 Ta
tantalum
74 W
tungsten
75 Re
rhenium
76 Os
osmium
77 Ir
iridium
78 Pt
platinum
79 Au
gold
80 Hg
Mercury
81 Tl
Thallium
82 Pb
lead
83 Bi
bismuth
84 Po
polonium
85 At
astatine
86 Rn
radon
7 87 Fr
francium
88 Ra
radium
**
Actinoids
104 Rf
rutherfordium
105 Db
dubnium
106 Sg
seaborgium
107 Bh
bohrium
108 Hs
hassium
109 Mt
meitnerium
110 Ds
darmstadtium
111 Rg
roentgenium
112 Cn
copernicium
113 Nh
nihonium
114 Fl
flerovium
115 Mc
moscovium
116 Lv
livermorium
117 Ts
tennessine
118 Og
oganesson
* Lanthanoids 57 La
lanthanum
58 Ce
cerium
59 Pr
praseodymium
60 Nd
neodymium
61 Pm
promethium
62 Sm
samarium
63 Eu
europium
64 Gd
gadolinium
65 Tb
terbium
66 Dy
dysprosium
67 Ho
holmium
68 Er
erbium
69 Tm
thulium
70 Yb
ytterbium
71 Lu
lutetium
** Actinoids 89 Ac
actinium
90 Th
thorium
91 Pa
protactinium
92 U
uranium
93 Np
neptunium
94 Pu
plutonium
95 Am
americium
96 Cm
curium
97 Bk
berkelium
98 Cf
californium
99 Es
einsteinium
100 Fm
fermium
101 Md
mendelevium
102 No
nobelium
103 Lr
lawrencium