Fed-Ex
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Normal text means me.
Italic text means the Fed-Ex truck driver
Bold text indicates sound effects, except for right here
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If you laugh at the all mighty BONJOOK, the Banana God, you will be forced into a Fed-Ex truck. Then, the truck will drive away! Where to? I dunno. I'll see.
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Banana God, you're so mighty funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hmmm. Nothing ye-BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP.
Oh my god! It's the truck.
Door opening sound
I'm coming to hall you away!
Oh no! Oh no! Ahhhhh! He's bringing me out the house! He's bringing me into the back of the truck! He's closing the door! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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PIPIP-ROOOOOOOOOVROOOOOOOOOM
Oh my god! Where is he taking me? Where?!
KABOOM!
I think he's taking me into space. He's taking me into SPACE!
Falling sound with descending pitch-KABOOM!
Here we are. In Moscow!
You sent me to the capital of Ukraine? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-
It's the capital of Russia, stupid. Kiev is the Ukrainian capital.
Article creator inhales, then sighs
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The end!