Femviper

This article is quoted from a chatroom somewhere.

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The Femviper is a sexy version of Flameviper who is sometimes an ally of Illogicopedia and sometimes Flameviper. a servant (by choice) of the AAH Vandal and a master in the art of impalement. She can turn into a very naughty (and vaguely sexy) sorceress who can seduce you to avoid your attacks, then turn into a golden sausage. Unless you have an Anagram-Rearranging wand, you can't win against her, because she fires a BEAM OF DARK ENERGY and GREASE BALLS OF DOOM at you. Kinda evil, don't you think?

[16:40]	<Flameviper>	I think my internet is about to explode
[16:40]	-->|	Femviper (i=45513203@gateway/web/cgi-irc/ircatwork.com/x-e3e25343b9508118) has joined #illogicopedia
[16:41]	<Femviper>	Hey there...
[16:41]	<Flameviper>	OMG a femviper!
[16:41]	<Femviper>	Sup, Flamey?
[16:41]	<Flameviper>	nothing much
[16:41]	<Femviper>	what have you been up to?
[16:42]	<Flameviper>	I've been biking pieces of wood several miles
[16:42]	<Femviper>	must be hard if you have no arms or feet
[16:42]	<Flameviper>	but I'm tough
[16:42]	<Femviper>	I see
[16:43]	<Flameviper>	what are you doing tonight Femviper?
[16:43]	<Femviper>	nothing really, want to have dinner or something?
[16:43]	<Flameviper>	sure
[16:43]	<Femviper>	okay
[16:43]	<Flameviper>	sweet
[16:43]	|<--	Femviper has left irc.freenode.net (Client Quit)
[16:43]	<Flameviper>	OH YEAH BABY
[16:40]	<Hindleyite>	uh oh, FV's been at the juice again

Important note: Femviper is ambigiously sexy without necessarily being feminine.

Femviper's song

sung to the tune of Barbie Girl

I am Femviper
Desu desu grr! ^^
Hotter than Jessica Rabbit,
Yeah, I would tap it

I post on youtube
A video of my boooobs
If you flag it,
You're a fucking faggot

Come on darling, let's go trolling
Lol lol lol wut?
BENSON BENSON BENSON BENSON
OIC, OIC
Come on darling, let's go trolling
Ah, ah, ah yeah
Come on darling, let's go trolling
Desuu, desuu!