With silver fangs, blood-red eyes, and a sword for a tail. And the sword's on fire. Yes, it's a sword and it's on fire. What could be better than that? And the handle's made of bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eef jer-keeeeeeeeeey. It's a FLAME-VIPAA-AA-AAH! And it's made... of... OWNAAAAAAAAAGE!