Foamy Man

Foamy Man. The best man ever. Wanna know why? Well, I'm going to tell you why at some point or another. That was silly, wasn't it? You can't just ask me why when you know I'm going to tell you why. Don't worry. Trust me. Believe in me, because I believe in you. I am going to fucking tell you about Foamy Man.

So, this one time I was at Taco Bell.

I went into the bathroom. A VERY NICE PLACE TO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to Foamy Man

Like Superman, but with bubbles. Still has the S though.

I think Foamy Man would be the best man ever. He's foamy and a man. You can't get much better than that. But he is. He flies around in his foamy cape, which is a cape made of bubbles. It's like having a bunch of tiny transparent

basketballs on your back, except they're much lighter and they help you float, unlike real basketballs, which wouldn't be that tiny anyways. And they would be orange. I don't know about you, but I would NEVER fly around with an orange cape. Only a faggot would do that. But Foamy Man is no faggot.

He's The Best Man Ever.

I TOLD YOU ALREADY! JEEZ, LISTEN WILL YOU?!

Foamy Man is the best man ever because of his Foam. Check that shit out. I mean, he doesn't even need to make mouth bubbles or anything, the foam is JUST THERE! Oh yeah. It's that cool. I love Foamy Man, and he is the best man ever. I'm serious. I'm SERIOUS! I AM MOTHERFREAKING SERIOUS!!!!

Foamy Links

Link me to the hot foam pr0n.

Never Get Enough FOAMY MAN!

But like I was gonna say. I wouldn't want to be Foamy Man. His job is pretty hard. And what if his foamy cape popped? That would be the worst. He would fall, and maybe get splatted. Then he would be the worst man ever. That would suck. I would hate Foamy Man.

You Know What?

Fuck you Foamy Man. Only losers get splatted.