Football tricks

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Hey! Esteemed home-owner! Oh wait...

Hey you! Football enthusiast! I bet you would love to learn some new footy tricks.

Nutmeg[edit | edit source]

Very easy this one.

  1. You dribble the ball around (WARNING: If your ball should start to dribble by itself stop play immediately and seek safe refuge from the imminent sportswear apocalypse)
  2. You stop.
  3. You pull out a nutmeg.
  4. Awsum.

The Concussion[edit | edit source]

A bit more tricky.

  1. You kick your ball against a concrete structure
  2. Wait for it to come back
  3. Allow it to knock over your head
  4. Fall on the ground, preferably head first

Score a goal[edit | edit source]

Follow these easy steps.

  1. Run towards the goal posts
  2. pretend the net is attacking you like a slime monster
  3. Go back and repeat the process with the football

See?[edit | edit source]

You got skillz! Mad skillz.

See also[edit | edit source]

*Skills.

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