Forn.

Forn was famous for being born with a piano for his left hand. How this piano was manipulated in birth, most men don't know, wish to know, or wish to even think about. But that's okay, Forn is used to it. Years of isolation (piano hands make the girls—and guys, for that matter—quite unsociable) summarize Forn's childhood, followed by years of drug abuse and other activities.

It is a widely accepted fact that having a piano as a replacement for your hand makes driving a car a little bit more of a hassle than it should be. Themath supports this theory, as well. Thus, Forn had some difficulty passing his driver's test at age 16. Not really because of his hand problem, but because the instructor thought he was too weird. It's all relative, of course. (The Teacher herself had a dolphin-like birth mark on her calf, if that isn't weird I don't know what is.)

Perhaps someday man will be able understand just what Forn went through in his life, career, and death. But for now, this article shall sit and wait to be expanded by, oh, I don't know, me? Someone. No one.