Fortecice and the Tree Huggers
Fortecice was strolling down the sidewalk when he saw a person with a golden cap. He asked where they got the cap from. They said it was from their grandmother. Fortecice continued to stroll and every step he took the world got smaller! So by the time he got to his mansion in the middle of a water park he was floating in space! Oh snap! He thought to himself. Where did the world go? He thought for a little bit longer than a golly gosh minute and then came to a conclusion. The world was taking the day off because it had recently broken its ankle in a skiing accident. He could not leave his house or he would float away! Everyday he check outside his window to see if the world had returned but it was no luck.
All of the sudden one day he woke up with people standing beside his bed! Woah! Fortecice thought. I don't have enough dinner to feed all these people! They introduced themselves in a manner I do not wish to describe. One of the people pulled a baby out of their underpants! They were from a group of Native peoples called the Tree Huggers. They liked seafood. Fortecice thought, "Oh no! I'm allergic to shellfish!" He wanted to ask how they got to his house if the world had disappeared but, he was to focused on his crossword puzzle he pulled out of his underpants! Then for dinner they all sat down and ate chicken out of their underpants! Woah! Woah! Fortecice did not have enough spare bedrooms in his mansion for all the 26 cases! Good thing he has enough for the Tree Huggers.
He ate some cereal late at night. Fortecice dreamed about flying colors coming out of his underpants! "What's with the underpants," he thought. But then he was to busy to realize a raccoon was crawling into his underpants! Oh man look at this calamity! His mother is very upset so he went and had more cereal. As he had the always delicious probably not very nutritious "Cinnamon Toast Crunch", he realized something he had forgotten to do. He had forgotten to pee all day. He didn't feel it till he noticed and then he peed all inside his underpants! He didn't even have another clean pair! "Oh No!" Fortecice cried. He woke up the Tree Huggers. They asked what was wrong and he told them a lie. He said that he peed in his pants and didn't have a new pair. "Wait," he thought, "that was completely the truth."
The Tree Huggers knew the truth about his little accident. THEY KNEW!!! That angered Fortecice so much he did something so unexpected you should be on the edge of your seat. Fortecice took a knife and brutally murdered all of them in cold blood. Shocked at what he had done he then stabbed himself in the chest. He didn't die and the knife got stuck in his chest. Blood started to drip into his underpants! Yeah, he died several minutes later from loss of blood. In his dying breath Fortecice looked at his window. "Hey," he thought, "the world is back." He fell to the ground and died.