Forum:Cave Johnson's Enrichment Center of Awesome

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Welcome to the enrichment center. *COUGH* Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not. *COUGH* As a result, you may have heard we're gonna phase out human testing. There's still a few things left to wrap up, though. The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. *COUGHS* Let's all stay positive and do some science. That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. XY007, please bring me more pain pills. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 18:03, 27 Arche 2016 (UTC)

If there's no room for business, then business it shall be, with a bunch of combustible flowers in each hand. There's a real issue with that cake depository on one side, can you fix it? America does not need a politician, it needs a human. I'm pretty sure Donald Trump is an alien. He eats the cake, oh, and it was his pink sled too, and the ferret dies. Centrifugal forces. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:47, 27 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Give me some of those pain pills. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 18:33, 28 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Well why? We need some more adventure around here! Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,284 and counting!) 22:25, 28 Arche 2016 (UTC)
Because I need some cure my coughing. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 15:00, 1 Arply 2016 (UTC)
Alright. Test is over. You could head on back to your desk. --(AMB) (XAR) (BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 18:46, 25 Farbleum 2017 (UTC)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

--The previous unsigned comment was left by XY007 (talk), see the past frenzies page for posting time