Forum:Diabeetus?!

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So, as I was saying...[edit source]

My diabeetus testin' supplies?

Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley. My diabeetus testin' supplies can help you live a better life.

Diabeetus is a very serious disease. People with diabeetus must constantly monitor their blood sugar level, as their bodies cannot efficiently regulate this by themselves. That's were my diabeetus testing supplies come in.

If you qualify for Medicare, you may be eligible to have diabeetus testin' supplies shipped direct to your door. That way, you don't have to get dressed, get in your car, drive all the way to the store, wait in line and deal with people. God dammit, if there's anything I hate more than high blood sugar, it's dealing with other people. Liberty Medical can help you live a better life.

--Ack...-1:32, 25 Yoon 2007

I'll take two. -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 09:58, 26 Yoon 2007 (UTC)

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High blood?[edit source]

I recommend drinking Coke. It has sugar on them. Only after you got diabetes tested, drink it. Joe9320 06:22, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)