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And welcome to *cough* another exciting episode of I'll ask the questions here! *dun dun dun!* Play the dramatic music as we welcome each contestant as they walk through that big blue door....no wait. That's a wall, i always get mistaken. That's the door. So here are the 10 contestants who may walk away with a million dollars, an award, and several bruises and cuts! Exciting, eh? You may even walk away with a burn!

The Contestants[edit]

The contestants are:

MrMetalFLower! who is metal...and a flower....or possibly both but that's not the point.

The Bladester!!. Although blades are dangerous....

T3PO. No, not that man in a chrome suit, C3PO is gay.

Fred. Or, his other alias, an extra extra large 2 oh oh. Whatever that is.

Kippers. Wait, wait, isn't that some kind of fish?

Testostereich. He r admins.

Fonchezzz. Apparently, he's a duck. Since when did i allow animals on the show? Yesterday, of course.

THE. Yes, the. No, not the but THE. Never mind.

XXXXX. He babbles incoherently.

Mwow513. The other 512 Mwows died during previous episodes of the show.

So, let's get this show on the road....well techincally it can't get on the road but ya.

One last rule[edit]

Also, don't forget to add your siggy after your answer....so i can see the timestamp, yes? No altering timestamps, you cheeps. You wouldn't the time continuum to go all weird.

Round 1[edit]


Question 1

To MrMetalFLower,

Question: 1066? --Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? Forum 07:09, 21 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Yes it was. 27px-ColourfulMetalFlower.jpgMMF!talk←/→admin(:D) 15:30, 22 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Answer: 1066.

Because remember...I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE!


Question 2

To Benz,

Question: How do you pronounce sharp? --Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? Forum 10:37, 23 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

shh-harp!--User:TheBladester/sig 20:53, 24 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Answer:With your mouth.

That answer just didn't make it...but close though. I would've also accepted "sharply" or anything other that made nonsense.


Question 3

To T3PO,

Question:What animal rhymes with kayak? --Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? Forum 08:25, 25 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

My Yak --T3 20:43, 25 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Answer: You get half a mark. Hindleyak would've given you the whole mark though.

The first half-correct answer! YOU don't GET AN ACHIEVEMENT!!!!


Question 4

To Fred....

Question: What is wrong with this sentence: Two plus two equals four. --Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? Forum 07:39, 26 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

cause two plus two equals six, dummy! --Evilsquirrel.jpg XXL2oo: Realm of Madness 04:49, 26 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

Answer: Nothing is wrong with that sentence, dumb e.

I'm sorry, but wrong answer, dumb e.


Question 5

To Kippers,

Question: Name an aquatic creature that is able to fly. --Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? Forum 11:51, 26 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

TIME'S UP!

ANVIL DROP!

Announcer: Kippers has been eliminated.


Question 6

To Testostereich,

Question: Following from Kippers' unanswered question, name an aquatic creature that is able to fly. --Evile.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 08:41, 29 Serpeniver 2008 (UTC)

A duck (t'would seem obvious) --Testostereich(ballsack) 14:34, 1 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Answer: Correct! Or you could have said Fonchezzz...

You have guessed it correct. You win....(drum roll) NOTHING!!!! Amazing, eh?


Question 7

To Fonchezzz (the duck),

Question: What is 99 squared? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 01:16, 2 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

99²= QUACK 9801 (Eh... Math is not my strong point, but...)--Romanducky.jpg|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Smile no.jpg 01:42, 2 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Answer: Corregs!

Yay, one point for you.


Question 8

To THE,

Question: What letter comes before A? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 07:22, 2 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

ELIMINATED!


Question 9

To XXXXX,

Question: How many x's are there in a graph? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 10:08, 6 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Well, few Giraffes have any x's at all. XXXXX Talk to me OR ELSE! 03:23, 7 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Answer: There are two axes (plural of axis) in a graph!!!!

Wrong answer.


Question 10

Question: How many days are there in a year? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 10:26, 12 Octodest 2008 (UTC) ELIMINATED


Round 2[edit]

To MMF,

Question: Where's Wally? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 07:05, 17 Octodest 2008 (UTC) TIME's UP! ELIMINATED!


To T3PO,

Question:How many times can you take 4 from 44? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 10:43, 20 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

2 cos it's a trick! 11 (AND I DIDN'T USE A CALCULATOR!) --T3
YAY! CORREGS! That was pretty obvious though.

To Fred, i mean XXL2oo,

Question: Which is larger, 2 big macs or one double sized big mac?

Eliminated.


To Testicles,

Question: How many timbuks are there? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 08:48, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Nice try, but according to wikipedia's search engine, there are 6 different types of thing which involve timbuk in their name. However, there is no such thing as a timbuk, so the answer would be 0. --Testostereich(ballsack) 09:22, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC)
NOOOO YOU HAVE FOUND ME OUT!!!! ....1 point.

To Fonchezz,

Question: How many letters are there in A post office? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 12:35, 26 Octodest 2008 (UTC) ELIMINATED!


To XXXXX,

Question: What is harder to scratch than a diamond? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 11:12, 30 Octodest 2008 (UTC)


That itch at the middle of your back that you just can't reach. XXXXX Talk to me OR ELSE! 02:13, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

That's actually a good answer there, so i award you with a point! --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 13:25, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Round 3[edit]


T3PO, Testicles and XXXXX remain.

To T3PO,

Question: How many letters are there in A post office? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 01:55, 1 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Whoops, sorry, forgot it was multiquestion. Give you another go?


To Testostereich,

Question: Which of these animals is an actual yak?

A) Hindleyak
B) My Yak
C) Kayak
D) Mr. Chatterbox (yak yak yak, that's all you do)

--Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 06:57, 4 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)

My Yak, assuming it is indeed a Yak. --Testostereich(ballsack) 09:20, 4 Novelniver 2008 (UTC)
I don't have a yak! The correct answer was Hindleyak, as he is an actual yak.

To XXXXX,

Question: How do you tell wool from cotton?

A) One has a w.
B) One does not have a w.
C) One is fluffier than the other.
D) All of the above.

--Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 06:53, 9 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) Yiminy. Sorry for the *cough* slight delay but you hafta been-a not eliminated. Now you only get eliminated after the whole round if you hafta the least-a points --- To T3PO,

Question: How do you tell wool from cotton?

A) One has a w.
B) One does not have a w.
C) One is fluffire than the other.
D) All of the above.

--Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 23:43, 28 Novelniver 2008 (UTC) No point, dexter. Or pointdexter. Or name.

XXXXX, i have to eliminate you.

And so we are down to the final round.[edit]

To Testostereich, Question: How do you eat a cake? --Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 12:38, 3 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Personal preference I find comes into this one, though oesophagatory penetration is the preferred method. And remember kids, stay safe - eat a condom. --TReich (My Bad) 13:11, 3 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)
Strangely wrong. You eat a cake with your fingers.

To T3PO,

Question: How many times can you take away 2 from 18?

--Penguin-chick evil.jpg Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! Talk Got An Idea? GAMESHOW! 13:09, 5 Ditzimber 2008 (UTC)

Just some current scores[edit]

Testicles - 2
T3 - 1.5

But scores don't matter anymore, only the number of questions each has won.

Testicles -
T3PO -

AND FINALLY, after 2 months of waiting...[edit]

I declare Testostereich the winner!

He may claim his prize of an award and uh...if there's a Season 2, maybe, Join or something.

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