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  Hey where is everyone? Oh I had too many people asking for me to archive my talk page, but i was just so proud of all my talkage. The remains are.... HERE  


So basically I wanted to break in your newly archived talkpage. Word! Also I see you are sneaking one or two edits in here and there. Does this mean you are 'back'? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 17:55, 12 Ergust 2010 (UTC)

Way to take his new talk page virginity away, douchebag (ha), but anyway, I'm happy you're back, Chezzzfon, we need someone like you around here. I MISSED YOU! *cries* --T3 17:15, 5 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Who are you again? The only thing that remains in my head is a soup of what was once neurons. —rms talk 17:51, 5 Serpeniver 2010 (UTC)

Are you still there?[edit]

I want to be in the duck clan.--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 00:40, 6 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Can you remake the Ducks for Ducks website? --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 00:24, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)


So, I saw you on Uncyclopedia and wanted to poke you about something, but then I got sidetracked and forgot that I was going to poke you, and definitely forgot what for. But now I seem to have wandered onto your thing here... so, er... *poke*

I have no idea what that was for. Good day. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101011 - 04:49 (UTC)


My sig changed. --Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:43, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)

Cool!--Sig.png (Talk) (Contributions) 01:49, 24 Octodest 2010 (UTC)
It looks very... yellow. Most intriguing... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101024 - 02:59 (UTC)

Good day, lad[edit]

How about taking part in madness? Or not. I don't believe we've met. I'm the master of all chicken. Good day.--Colonel Sanders 19:40, 6 Novelniver 2010 (UTC)

Have I told you[edit]

How much I adore you? ~ Pointy.png 17:54, 25 Serpeniver 2011

Praise the Lord[edit]

Snacking will be allowed for you and three significant others. Enjoy. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 04:31, 7 Ditzimber 2012 (UTC)

^ ^;[edit]

Would it be okay if I mangled my own version of your idea, or would it be away with once it got here? -That creepy old pirate, Decks (talk) 05:58, 8 Farbleum 2013 (UTC)

Is that you?[edit]

LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 19:51, 16 Aym 2014 (UTC)

Nope. Curble. It's Curble. Blame him.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:38, 20 Aym 2014 (UTC)
Inhale, hold, hold, hold, exhale. Write. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:25, 21 Aym 2014 (UTC)
Write? Wrote! Written. Yessir keep you toes, sir.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 16:31, 21 Aym 2014 (UTC)
The only Mexican guy I recall bought a toaster and chips. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 16:40, 21 Aym 2014 (UTC)


I don't know if you noticed but you won Illogicopedian of the month for the month of May. I was going to tell you sooner but I came down with a case of the lazy. --Mars Cadbury (talk) 08:34, 8 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

HA, word. Yeah I noticed that. Thank you very much. Feels nice to be honored with it for the first time since 2008 :D--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:23, 9 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Bats... it's always freaking bats with me[edit]

I see you're in need of a deep cheese massage. Allow me to pay three burly stevedores to give you one, cowboy style. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png 02:34, 10 Yoon 2014 (UTC)

Lord Stevron, keep your paws off my barbie jeep house. Go massage someone else's toes. Mine stink of used man.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:35, 10 Yoon 2014 (UTC)


How can I learn to be as awesome as you? -RAHB 09:02, 7 Ditzimber 2014 (UTC)


Anyone know about what my username is referring to? No spam here, I'm sorry, I don't want to have a koala thrown at me or anything. XY007 (talk) 23:20, 21 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

X is for Charles. Y is for Basketballs. 007 is the amount of beans in your pocket.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 21:13, 22 Jeremy 2015 (UTC)

Um no. Here is a link: [1] That it is. XY007 talk to me 22:26, 18 Farbleum 2015 (UTC)

Wrong!--23:34, 3 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Wrong about what? XY008 (talk) 00:22, 4 Arche 2015 (UTC)
You've clearly never been to Spain while riding a buffalo.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:46, 7 Arche 2015 (UTC)
In fact have never been to Spain at all. XY007 T C 20:20, 7 Arche 2015 (UTC)

Give me a cat[edit]

Cat eh? You'd love the dod (2018272a) wishing you a merry cherry berry mink sink fink fjink sjink eeble sjink. Goodbye! Sir KJ24 - (chatter) 23:16, 23 Arply 2015 (UTC)

Are you really going to take that quote from me, you sock of XY007? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 01:15, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
(Shawn) Oh, hello Fonchezzz. I've been here for two months, so that makes me relatively new to this website. Please don't eat me. And by the way, XY007 is a constant contact of mine who will sure as heck mink you the first chance he gets... Also, I'm the youngest and most down-to-earth user here on Illogicopedia, so... snarf? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 01:15, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Do I have to remind you that that is my pet cat? XY007talkcontributions 02:24, 26 Arply 2015 (UTC)
Ahhh trip hop is the best. Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 20:25, 16 Aym 2015 (UTC)


So you're at universitah, hey? Same here, except I made the terrible choice to use this website as a source of procrastination. Where did I get the inspiration to write so many stupid articles again? Oh, that's right - it was from watching shows. It all adds up into one dead, newsboy hat pile of procrastinating and laziness. Anyway, stuff has been reeeeally different (and not so much in the impartial, good way either) since you came back momentarily and left. Here's hoping you make another divine resurgence soon, or you could be actually responsible and not. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 02:20, 24 Aym 2015 (UTC)

Yeah I'll be around. I plan on writing a bunch of articles this summer. I'm workin' full time and being forced to be sane, so I'll be looking for an outlet to be insane.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:07, 26 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Hwitch universitee? Synanim1.gif Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive Synanim1.gif (Break my front door down.) Synanim1.gif 17:03, 27 Aym 2015 (UTC)
Oh I go to the University of Maine. Little late on the reply but yeah.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 23:53, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Sarcastic orgasm[edit]

Sound familiar? You mentioned it to Der Hindleyberg recently, just before he exploded in New Jersey. Oh, the huge manatee? Your idea was pretty good. I was most captivated by the non sequitur aspect of sarcastic orgasm. Also, it might make a good band name. Maybe for a deth jazz quintet with orchestra and gelatin. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 13:06, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

O Great Hindleyite of Hindley, I appease you with fresh Aldi vegetables. Flugnoflarbex! XY007talkcontributions 22:48, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
Hahahaha I forgot about that one. There are so many weird words that I accidentally produce with my fingertips, I sometimes lose track of them.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 23:53, 14 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
009 is the amount of beans in my pocket at the moment. Oh wait! Did i forget? It's 0! XY007talkcontributions 00:44, 15 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
Beans r 4 boys--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:38, 15 Yoon 2015 (UTC)
Now that Hindleyite has returned, it seems funny. XY007talkcontributions 23:26, 23 Yoon 2015 (UTC)

Your vigilance may be deemed "vital."[edit]

Hello, Mr. Duck.
It seems you have been relatively active this month.
I have recently created an organization in preparation for the following chaos that will ensue in the next year: The 2016 Illogia Election. In efforts to be at maximum preparedness, I need to recruit at least 3 people that are willing to regulate the peace of the Illogic (most often referred to as "the public.") for the election.
I am cognizant of the fact that you are the head of The Ducks for Ducks party, so you will be the main exception of my organization.
Oh, I forgot.
In order to join my organization, you must dessert the political party you are loyal to so there will be as little chaos as possible, as it is our goal to regulate that.
But if you are the head of a political party, then we will not force you to dessert. It is still up to you, however, if you wish to dessert.
So, should you choose to be a part of us, you will be awaiting further instruction.
Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 20:10, 5 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I ain't no traitor. My supporters may not have given a shit since 2008, but my support to the duck cause is unwavering. --Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 12:43, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
I admire your devotion to your followers, Sir Ezzz of Fonch. It is a testament to your girdered loins and gluten forks. Praise be unto you, for you are the great and powerful Ezzz, keeper of something super-secret, smeller of the Grand Echidna and Master of the Owls. I, on the other hand, consider the vile business of politics to be detrimental to my fragile constitution. I don't know much about this "Beneath This Facade" thing, but I do like the page. LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 13:01, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
If you had read the statement thoroughly, you would have found that you need not dessert the party that you are loyal to if you are the head/leader of said party. So, because you are, the head of the Ducks for Ducks Party, you do no need to dessert (or eat dessert, to such an extent). Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 17:39, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
What a horrid affront to my peoples. I hereby declare war on whatever it is that you stand for. The ducks shall reign superior to whatever the hell it is you represent. May the best duck win. --Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:11, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
You cannot regulate regulation... you are now on my organization's watchlist. Eidos. Radiohead.gif 2+2=5 Radiohead bear animated avatar.gif (Tay | Say) Radiohead.gif 23:07, 11 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
I am an affront, and am taken aback. Using simple geometry and witchcraft, we deduce that I am not moving at all. Wu wei, as it were. Therefore, you are against non-doing or non-action, so you are for... doing stuff? Or you are against geometry or logic, and therefore for true chaos and illogic? Or am I reading way too much into this? Am I a fool on a fool's errand, bouncing down the road, oblivious to all but situational awareness? LAR Adriator-Gruntled.png(kaizum me)Plant2.png 21:02, 12 Ergust 2015 (UTC)
Gruntled I believe it all boils down to making rivalries for the sake of making things interesting. I don't know who opposes what. And I don't care a whole lot for geometry, all I know is that harmony and teamwork are boring. LETS SEE SOME BLOOD!--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 13:20, 13 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Free Cake![edit]

Reclaim it today! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 22:59, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

I am a sworn enemy of the ducks[edit]

For Isms shall triumph any day! The Supreme Leader XY --- Free Cake! 23:45, 10 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

An article that is completely handwritten besides the title[edit]

I remember when I first saw this (a couple years or so ago) and figured it should be a bandwagon of some sort. Then I realised that your handwriting's probably changed a lot since 2007. I sure am glad not to be a twelvie anymore. Decks.png ~ Good tidings! ~ 16:00, 11 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, in the ~8 years since I started editing here, I have not become any more sane. But I have however gotten a lot more literate and a lot more experienced in channeling insanity. Take for instance this screenshot of my first ever edit on the illogi. Brilliantly insanse albeit utterly novice in delivery. --Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 19:23, 11 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

So you lieks da Radiohead?[edit]

Kewl kewl kewl. What's your favorite song(s) by them? Mine are "Palo Alto" and "Bloom (Live From The Basement)." I'm also pretty sure you've been following the news on Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood these past few months.


2+2=5 SPEAK TO ME, ILLOGIAN! Past accounts of sodomy RAVENOUS AND RUTHLESS CAPITALISM The greatest article in the history of Illogia! 01:42, 26 Ergust 2015 (UTC)

You bet dude. I'm the music director at my college's radio station, you bet your sweet watermelons I'm on top of Radiohead's doings. Favorite tracks? Reckoner, Just, Tourist, All I Need, High and Dry. --Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 14:34, 3 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)
Have you heard the 2004 unauthorized album Towering Above The Rest, which is a compilation of totally unreleased songs that aren't even on their B-sides? It's amazing. 01:21, 4 Serpeniver 2015 (UTC)

I got a question for you[edit]

Are you still there? --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 00:25, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Ung.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:46, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)

Ung means yes. So, can you remake the original Ducks for Ducks website. --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 02:13, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
No, ung means fish in Illogicopedish. Icons-flag-au.png Operator XY - (Conversal :: Editations - 7,245 and counting!) 02:20, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Well, I made something for Fonchezzz. You might love it! This is made in 1 day. Go ahead. Click on it. New Ducks For Ducks Website --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident of Uncyclopedia Delty (talk) 16:39, 6 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Rejoice. That's amazing. I can't believe you went through that trouble.--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 18:10, 9 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)
Now unfreeze the old Ducks of Ducks freewebs website! --(BKYE) Sophia, The Resident Uncyclopedia Deity (talk) 02:28, 14 Jeremy 2016 (UTC)


me pritty littl girl me have dolly me dolly broke me sad me cry wah wah--

00:44, 12 Ergust 2017 (UTC)


Good Weird to see your still active. I've been heer for half a yeer DAN (BLAH) 00:56, 23 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)

where am I. what have you done with my son?--Duckwiki2.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking| 01:01, 23 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)
I don't know. But i like to Pretend to be buttholes. DAN (BLAH) 01:20, 23 Serpeniver 2017 (UTC)