Forum:Limerick game

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add the next line or two or whatever, or start a new one.:

Im gonna sit this one out, I'm no good at limerick.--Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 11:13, 29 Arply 2007 (UTC)

The Limerick

a man had once eaten his mother
and afterwards wondered why bother?
he said with disgrace
as he wiped off his face:
there was more to be had from his father.

There once was a man called nin
Who by famine got chucked in a bin
when he knew he was screwed,
he stripped himself nude
And then consumed a beans tin.

There once was a man from peru,
Who's limerick stopped on line two.
when found by his mother,
she added the other
three lines just to mention their gnu.

There once was a man from Orange,
Who saw everything as purple.
and though he didn't mind
being so color-blind,
he could have lived without magenta.

There once was a man from bristol,
I can't think of anything but pistol!
So off one day
The words ran away
And I made a word up: K'blistl!

A site called Illogicopedia
completely avoided the media.
While admins debated
non-admins were elated
to be different from uncyclopedia.

I used to be real bad at spelling
(The rest of this isn't worth telling)
I bit off my face
And lived in disgrace
Is anyone buying my selling?

Contributer

• --MathPoet 09:00, 12 Aym 2007 (UTC)
• --Zerotrousers 10:32, 8 Aym 2007 (UTC)
• --Testostereich • (ballsack)
• -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 17:09, 10 Aym 2007 (UTC)
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• --Kanogul