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The official manifesto of the Illogicraps for the forthcoming general erection

1. No taxes on anything except being a vandal
2. Free ice cream!
3. Zero tolerance on knife wife crime
4. Manifestation
5. Festerisation
6. Spatulation
7. Did I mention there's free ice cream?
8. No more misleading policies

-- The Grand and Gross Yak 17:49, 14 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Since we are the ba jiblle's, we need to rival your thatcherite promises for the next sargent general affection:

1. Lower house prices then they've ever been before!
2. Bring back the 10 pence tax rate
3. Shoot yobs on sight
4. DEATH TO GANGSTAs
5. Give asbos a sticker saying 'look at me i'm such a knob'
6. Give John Presscot job in home office.
7. FIRE ALAN SUGAR

Next?! --My signature broke! 22:50, 22 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, some good policies there, worthy adversary (strokes chin). -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:42, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

The Official Manifesto of the Testostereich Dictatorship Democratic Party:

1. All the above
2. And more!

--Testostereich • (ballsack) 12:44, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

You gonna run as an independent then, Testicles? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:40, 27 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

New manifesto

1. Kill the capitalists Karl Marx.

Oh, job done! -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:42, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Strangled cats

1. all of the above
2. wiki world domination
3. more hours in the day for everyone
4. newb ownage
5. ???
6. profit! --Silent PenguinLeave Me Alone 16:52, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)