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The official manifesto of the Illogicraps for the forthcoming general erection

  1. No taxes on anything except being a vandal
  2. Free ice cream!
  3. Zero tolerance on knife wife crime
  4. Manifestation
  5. Festerisation
  6. Spatulation
  7. Did I mention there's free ice cream?
  8. No more misleading policies

-- The Grand and Gross Yak 17:49, 14 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Since we are the ba jiblle's, we need to rival your thatcherite promises for the next sargent general affection:

  1. Lower house prices then they've ever been before!
  2. Bring back the 10 pence tax rate
  3. Shoot yobs on sight
  4. DEATH TO GANGSTAs
  5. Give asbos a sticker saying 'look at me i'm such a knob'
  6. Give John Presscot job in home office.
  7. FIRE ALAN SUGAR

Next?! --My signature broke! 22:50, 22 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, some good policies there, worthy adversary (strokes chin). -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:42, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)


The Official Manifesto of the Testostereich Dictatorship Democratic Party:

  1. All the above
  2. And more!

--Testostereich(ballsack) 12:44, 25 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

You gonna run as an independent then, Testicles? -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:40, 27 Jumbly 2008 (UTC)

New manifesto[edit source]

  1. Kill the capitalists Karl Marx.

Oh, job done! -- Hindleyak  Converse?blogClick here! 12:42, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Strangled cats[edit source]

  1. all of the above
  2. wiki world domination
  3. more hours in the day for everyone
  4. newb ownage
  5. ???
  6. profit! --Silent Penguin 16:52, 31 Octodest 2008 (UTC)