Forum:My retirement plan

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1. Take out a $1,000,000 loan.
2. Spend it mining dirt, for dirt.
3. Make the government see the economy would be in dire straits without all the cash I inject into it.
4. Government buys my dirt as part of a $2,000,000 "bailout package."
5. Profit!

Anyone see any flaws? --I forgot 03:29, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

This is great. Can I have in on it? I've got a pickaxe and a bucket. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:08, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

One problem:By the time you've finished mining, at the way things are going at the minute, $2,000,000 would be the amount you'd have to give back!

May I suggest as a retirement plan:

1. You open up a bank account in Iceland
2. Invest in the Property market.
3. Buy shares in Lehman Brothers
4. Sell your car
5. And get a mortgage.

Any flaws in my retirement plans?User:TheBladester/sig 13:33, 11 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

A even more flawless retirement plan!

1. Get surgery to make your jaw more flexible
2. Win the Nathan's Hotdog eating contest say... 9 times
3. Sell the trophies on eBay.

So....

Expenses-

Surgery, $40,000

Flights to New York, $15,000

Training Hotdogs, $7,500

Gastric Bypass surgery when you're done, $10,000

Total Expenses: 72,500

Earnings-

Nathan's Hot dog Eating Contest Winnings, $100,000 x9

Trophies sold on eBay, $50,000 x9

Various commercials, endorsements and smaller contests, $500,000

Total Earnings: $9,050,000

Profit: $8,977,500

See! A FLAWLESS retirement plan. OWND! --T3

Ah, but you forgot one thing... MINE IS MUCH BETTER....

My retirement plan

Rob the bank. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:54, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Rob is a bank? How does he make a living? --I forgot 17:09, 13 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

He swallows coins. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 12:43, 16 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

I always thought he'd choke on them. -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 00:08, 18 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

It is technically possible to choke if the coin gets stuck going down but normally you can just poo it out again. And kids: don't do coins, you'll get lead poisoning. Instead, do pencils which can only lead to graphite poisoning. -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 11:02, 19 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

Graph fights? I vote for the pie chart!!! -- Dxpenguinman, the Penguinman ...He's e-vile! • Talk • Got An Idea? • GAMESHOW! 12:30, 19 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

My Pletirement Ran

• Hack peoples credit card details when they think they're buying pr0nz. --Testostereich • (ballsack) 13:28, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)

  Aha, so you're the barsteward that stole my £10... -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 13:48, 28 Octodest 2008 (UTC)