Founding Farters

"Bloody 'ell, did something crawl up your arse and die George?"

“Oh God .. I think that one followed through.”

~ George Washington on addressing his audience

The Founding Farters of the United States were political leaders and statesmen who participated in establishing the American State by signing the Declaration of Independence, before promptly releasing the foul stench of methane from within their bowels all over the cabinet walls.

The potency of the fumes meant a large number of witnesses were killed, and more had to be called in before the document could be properly signed. Luther Martin passed a kidney.

Historians largely attribute this to the Brussel sprout baked bean curry George Washington had cooked the delegates the night before.

See Also

• Founding Fathers