- To be confused with George Washingmachine, the revolutionary American home appliance.
|Term of office:||1206 – 1805|
|Preceded by:||The Talking Shoe|
|Succeeded by:||Mr. Monopoly|
|Date of birth:||1205|
|Place of birth:||Jupiter|
|Date of death:||He didn't die, the gov is lying to you|
|Place of death:||Awesomeland|
|Political party:||Wepublican Party|
George Oldster Washington is the 45th president of the United States of Jupiter. Born on 5161154516BC, he made trips to Saturn by a car powered on laughing gas.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Washington was said to be a great man. So here is a description of his life.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Washington was grown on a tree and was fully grown and born on the year 5161154516BC. He had a brother and a ghost friend. His mother was a pine tree and she planted him. His father is a money tree. He made a chemical reaction and got rich for inventing Wikipedia even before Bill Gates invented the computer. As a teenager ,Washington invented ice cream.
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Adult Life[edit | edit source]
Washington traveled by laughing gas frequently and moved back to Jupiter to run for president. He ran 30 miles and won the presidency. He was the 45th president.
His Wife[edit | edit source]
Presidency[edit | edit source]
He lowered Jupiterian taxes and blew up a moon with an Earth stone. He fought the Wevolutionary War to make Jupiter a seperate planet from Mars.
Death[edit | edit source]
Washington did not die. The government is hiding the truth from you. I saw him at the pub yesterday.
Rumor[edit | edit source]
There is a rumor about him that he was a tap dancing peanut from Astroid system Z25. This of course it Completely false. He only TRANSFORMED into a tap dancing peanut from astroid system z25, and he did it ocasionaly.
He was briefly a member of the punk rock band, "The Presidents of the United States of America."
See also[edit | edit source]
|The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band)|
John Adams • Joe Biden • George Bush • George W Bush • George W. Bush • Bill Clinton • Thomas Jefferson • John F. Kennedy • Abraham Lincoln • Richard Nixon • Barack Obama • Franklin Pierce • Ronald Reagan • Franklin D. Roosevelt • Harry S. Truman • Donald Trump • George Washington