George Washington
- To be confused with George Washingmachine, the revolutionary American home appliance.
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Deputy: | Bowser | |
Nationality: | Hodian | |
Term of office: | 1206 – 1805 | |
Preceded by: | The Talking Shoe | |
Succeeded by: | Mr. Monopoly | |
Date of birth: | 1205 | |
Place of birth: | Jupiter | |
Date of death: | 4598 | |
Place of death: | Awesomeland | |
Spouse: | n/a | |
Political party: | Wepublican Party |
George Oldster Washington is the 45th president of the United States of Jupiter. Born on 5161154516BC, he made trips to Saturn by a car powered on laughing gas.
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Biography[edit]
Washington was said to be a great man. So here is a description of his life.
Early Life[edit]
Washington was grown on a tree and was fully grown and born on the year 5161154516BC. He had a brother and a ghost friend. His mother was a pine tree and she planted him. His father is a money tree. He made a chemical reaction and got rich for inventing Wikipedia even before Bill Gates invented the computer. As a teenager ,Washington invented ice cream.
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LAME!!
Adult Life[edit]
Washington traveled by laughing gas frequently and moved back to Jupiter to run for president. He ran 30 miles and won the presidency. He was the 45th president.
His Wife[edit]
Washington met Daffy Duck on a TV and married her. He went in a cartoon and back whenever he wanted to see her.
Presidency[edit]
He lowered Jupiterian taxes and blew up a moon with an Earth stone. He fought the Wevolutionary War to make Jupiter a seperate planet from Mars.
Death[edit]
Washington died from Shoe Disease, or an infection of the shoe. His Green House was taken over by Mr. Monopoly.
Rumor[edit]
There is a rumor about him that he was a tap dancing peanut from Astroid system Z25. This of course it Completely false. He only TRANSFORMED into a tap dancing peanut from astroid system z25, and he did it ocasionaly.
He was briefly a member of the punk rock band, "The Presidents of the United States of America."
See also[edit]
The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band) | ||||
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Abraham Lincoln • Barack Obama • Bill Clinton • Blah Clinton • Franklin D. Roosevelt • George Bush • George Dubya Bush • George W Bush • George W. Bush • George Washingmachine • George Washington • Joe Biden • John F. Kennedy • Millard Feelmore • Obama Bin Laden • Richard Nixon • Ronald Reagan • Donald Trump * Thomas Jefferson |