George Washington

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To be confused with George Washingmachine, the revolutionary American home appliance.
George Oldster Washington
George Oldster Washington
Deputy: Bowser
Nationality: Hodian
Term of office: 1206 – 1805
Preceded by: The Talking Shoe
Succeeded by: Mr. Monopoly
Date of birth: 1205
Place of birth: Jupiter
Date of death: He didn't die, the gov is lying to you
Place of death: Awesomeland
Spouse: n/a
Political party: Wepublican Party

George Oldster Washington is the 45th president of the United States of Jupiter. Born on 5161154516BC, he made trips to Saturn by a car powered on laughing gas.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Washington was said to be a great man. So here is a description of his life.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Washington was grown on a tree and was fully grown and born on the year 5161154516BC. He had a brother and a ghost friend. His mother was a pine tree and she planted him. His father is a money tree. He made a chemical reaction and got rich for inventing Wikipedia even before Bill Gates invented the computer. As a teenager ,Washington invented ice cream.

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Adult Life[edit | edit source]

Washington traveled by laughing gas frequently and moved back to Jupiter to run for president. He ran 30 miles and won the presidency. He was the 45th president.

His Wife[edit | edit source]

Washington met Daffy Duck on a TV and married her. He went in a cartoon and back whenever he wanted to see her.

Presidency[edit | edit source]

He lowered Jupiterian taxes and blew up a moon with an Earth stone. He fought the Wevolutionary War to make Jupiter a seperate planet from Mars.

Death[edit | edit source]

Washington did not die. The government is hiding the truth from you. I saw him at the pub yesterday.

Rumor[edit | edit source]

There is a rumor about him that he was a tap dancing peanut from Astroid system Z25. This of course it Completely false. He only TRANSFORMED into a tap dancing peanut from astroid system z25, and he did it ocasionaly.

He was briefly a member of the punk rock band, "The Presidents of the United States of America."

See also[edit | edit source]

The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band)
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John AdamsJoe BidenGeorge BushGeorge W BushGeorge W. BushBill ClintonThomas JeffersonJohn F. KennedyAbraham LincolnRichard NixonBarack ObamaFranklin PierceRonald ReaganFranklin D. RooseveltHarry S. TrumanDonald TrumpGeorge Washington

George Dubya BushMillard FeelmoreJonald TrudenGeorge WashingmachineObama Bin Laden

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