- To be confused with George Washingmachine, the revolutionary American home appliance.
|Term of office:||1206 – 1805|
|Preceded by:||The Talking Shoe|
|Succeeded by:||Mr. Monopoly|
|Date of birth:||1205|
|Place of birth:||Jupiter|
|Date of death:||4598|
|Place of death:||Awesomeland|
|Political party:||Wepublican Party|
George Oldster Washington is the 45th president of the United States of Jupiter. Born on 5161154516BC, he made trips to Saturn by a car powered on laughing gas.
Washington was said to be a great man. So here is a description of his life.
Washington was grown on a tree and was fully grown and born on the year 5161154516BC. He had a brother and a ghost friend. His mother was a pine tree and she planted him. His father is a money tree. He made a chemical reaction and got rich for inventing Wikipedia even before Bill Gates invented the computer. As a teenager ,Washington invented ice cream.
Washington traveled by laughing gas frequently and moved back to Jupiter to run for president. He ran 30 miles and won the presidency. He was the 45th president.
He lowered Jupiterian taxes and blew up a moon with an Earth stone. He fought the Wevolutionary War to make Jupiter a seperate planet from Mars.
Washington died from Shoe Disease, or an infection of the shoe. His Green House was taken over by Mr. Monopoly.
There is a rumor about him that he was a tap dancing peanut from Astroid system Z25. This of course it Completely false. He only TRANSFORMED into a tap dancing peanut from astroid system z25, and he did it ocasionaly.
He was briefly a member of the punk rock band, "The Presidents of the United States of America."
|The Presidents of the United States of America (not the band)|
Abraham Lincoln • Barack Obama • Bill Clinton • Blah Clinton • Franklin D. Roosevelt • George Bush • George Dubya Bush • George W Bush • George W. Bush • George Washingmachine • George Washington • Joe Biden • John F. Kennedy • Millard Feelmore • Obama Bin Laden • Richard Nixon • Ronald Reagan • Donald Trump * Thomas Jefferson