Frankie Grande
“We even don't like him!”
“He's...diffferrent.”
“Beep@”
Frankie Grande (January 18th, 1756- October 37th, 6658) was an American vampire and openly gay drag queen. He was the brother of Ariana Grande and was also a Dickelodeon star.
He died of an accidental drug overdose. LMFAO!
His ENTIRE Biography[edit | edit source]
Grande was born to two pinto beans in Washington, D.C. in 1756 and died in 6658. Honestly, his life was really just a drug fueled mess, so who should really care? I definitely don't, and neither should you. But, he was also a vampire. Oh right, we mentioned that already. And an occasional mime, dancer, performance artist, and singer. And ballerina. And truck driver. And chef. And doctor. Oh... and right, prostitute as well.
Association with the Tubes[edit | edit source]
Grande was allegedly an alien that was a member of the New Wave/ rock band, The Tubes. He allegedly joined in the year 1938 while riding in his horseless carriage to planet Mars.