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- Warning: this article is insane. No, not that one, this one.
HELLO. THIS IS NOT A CAR OR A TENNIS RACKET. NO NO NO ITS NOT. SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN. O DQN WT OF FTTR GY DTROEQS QZZTFZOGF.
WELL IT ALL STARTED IN 6575423235 AD WHEN I GETTED THE MACHINE GUN THAT WAS TO BE USED FOR JAMES' AUTOMOBILE. JAMES DIDN'T TELL ME WHY HE NEEDED IT BUT HE SAID HE WOULD GIVE ME SOME OF THAT MARIJUANA STUFF IF I SHUT UP.
SO I SHUT UP AND I GOT THE MARIJUANA STUFF. IT DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL GOOD WHEN I SMOKE IT. THEY CALL IT A DRUG. WHATEVER THAT IS.
THEN A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND SAID "WHO THAT POTATO OVER THERE ON KARL'S HEAD" AND I SAID "I THINK ITS NAME IS DEREK".
THAT GUY WENT AND WALKED OVER TO DEREK. HE HAD A MALLET WITH HIM. AND HE SMASHED DEREK. VIOLENTLY.
THEN A WOMAN DROVE UP TO ME WITH HER 2007 MERCEDES BENZ AND SAID "I AM LOOKING FOR THE GROCERY STORE. DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS" AND I SAID "YES. ITS JUST ON THE CORNER OF ILLOGIC AND ELASSINT ROADS" AND THEN HE DROVE AWAY AND SHE WENT TO THE FLORIST.
I GOT ON THE BUS TO CROCKENHILL LATER THAT DAY. WHEN WE GOT ON THIS GUY SHOUTED OUT "DOES THIS BUS GO TO ORPINGTON?!" AND THEN SOME GUY SHOUTED "NO FOR PETE'S SAKE IT GOES TO CROCKENHILL" AND I SAID TO HIM "NO IT GOES TO USURPATIONS NOT CROCKENHILL".
THEN I GOT TO USURPATIONS AND EVERYONE HAD NO CONTRIBUTIONS. I SAW JIMBO WALES THERE AND HE WAS TALKING TO SOME GUY WITH THE USERNAME "SINT". HE WAS ARGUING ABOUT THIS EDIT WAR THAT WENT ON IN THE CONSERVAPEDIA ARTICLE.
LATER THIS SINT GUY SAID TO ME "HOW YOU KNOW ABOUT MY EDIT WAR????" AND I SAID "MEH".
THEN SOME KID CAME PAST ME ON A MOTORSCOOTER. HE WASNT WEARING A HELMET. I SHOUTED TO HIM "PUT YOUR FUCKING HELMET ON YOU BRAT" AND HE GAVE ME THE FINGER. SO I JACKED SNOOP DOGG'S CAR AND CHASED THE BOY. I HIT HIS MOTORSCOOTER AND I RAN OVER THE KID 100 TIMES. TEACH HIM TO GIVE ME THE FINGER.
THEN THIS PERSON CALLED THE SHOWED ME THIS THING CALLED A MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE CARROT STICK AND IT WAS SOME KIND OF THING RESEMBLING A .454 REVOLVER.
AT THE END OF THE DAY I WENT HOME TO WATCH THE MOVIE "GROUNDHOG DAY". I FELL ASLEEP BEFORE IT STARTED SHOWING THE DIRECTORS NAME.
THE DAY WAS FUNNY AND WEIRD. I HOPE TO SEE THE TOMATO DO THE MEXICAN HAT DANCE ONE DAY.