Generic Superhero
“This superhero is generic”
Generic Superhero is a superhero with a horribly generic past, a horribly generic present and a horribly generic future. He has a horribly generic job by day, but by night he goes out and does horribly generic things like saving people from things. Horribly generic things, no doubt. Elsewhere known as Average Superhero, Typical Superhero (not to be confused with StereoTypical Superhero, what with his un-necessary capitalisation of the T in stereotypical) and Not-Particularly-Interesting Superhero. His superpowers include the redundant power of redundancy, the un-necessary power of being un-necessary and a rather unwieldy ego, which he uses to smite those who question his complete neutrality.
Things that he does which could be considered generic and/or typical[edit | edit source]
His job is simple; rescue people from things and claim stuff. Generic things and generic stuff. Horribly generic. Not to be confused with the work of PETA, who rescue things from people, and chavs, who do absolutely nothing and claim stuff anyway. His opponent, Substandard Superhero, also does these things. Before he gained his powers of horribly generic redundancy, his name was Alfred, as that is a very generic name. He always remains anonymous, except when he reveals his face. Yeah.
So?[edit | edit source]
Why does this interest you, I hear you ask in that horribly generic tone of voice. Well, it's because while you're at this, horribly generic things are happening and Generic Superhero is on his way to prevent them. And you're just sitting there. I hope you feel worse now. You horrible person. Horribly generic horrible person.