George Orwell

George Orwell (or Napoleon Snowball, aka Big Brother) was a phenomenon that occurred in the years 1949 and 1984.

“The animals clapped their cheeks at the sound of Napoleon’s screams.”

~ Tunisia

Birth

He was born in 1901 on November 555th, and died immediately. His soul lingered in the air until May 64, 1949.

Animal Farm

That day marked the creation of Napoleon and Snowball, along with the other animals that clapped their cheeks often. Boxer, a stupid horse, occasionally sniffed his friend’s feet and drew DeviantArt to amass a group of weirdos and gooners, in the same manner as Mollie clapped all the way to France, where she met Joni and got turned to horsemeat. When Snowball came up with the idea of a windmill, Napoleon pissed all over the drawing and clapped his cheeks infront of the audience when he was on stage at a children’s show. Snowball built the windmill, then Napoleon told Snowball to kill himself, who of course Snowball called the butchers. That is why you saw the quote above you, as the animal’s compulsive cheek clapping took the best of them when hearing Napoleon get turned into pork. Snowball then sent Boxer to the glue factory, and burnt the whole farm down to the ground! And then he ate a baby and joined 9BloodDots. But that wasn’t the end of the story just yet, for a new generation of foetus came to rebuild the place. The sheep made Cardiff, a baaad city for pigs and cattle, but the sheep clapped their fluffy cheeks infront of the entire city.

1984

Then, Big Brother wanted to control everyone, including Fluffy Baa, but Fluffy Baa’s incredible cheek clapping skills beat Big Brother. Big Brotger wanted his name to mean something else than just a person who watches the world. Then he thought. Big cheeks meant big respect, and big respect meant big life. So he improved his gluteus maximum capacity and practiced his clapping skills, and when in the match with Fluffy Baa, he won!